prettyboyshyflizzy:

lenoiire:

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

LMFAO NAH

LMAO!!

(via grateful-sounds)

luaren:

Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.

(via doses-and-mimosas)

thelichqueen:


malapropsbookstore:

jeremybdavis:

Inspiration found in a bookstore.

A wonderful life philosophy.

1. Reblogging this as a reminder; and 2. I love when people I follow/am tumblr friends with reblog the things I post to the Malaprop’s tumblr.

thelichqueen:

malapropsbookstore:

jeremybdavis:

Inspiration found in a bookstore.

A wonderful life philosophy.

1. Reblogging this as a reminder; and 2. I love when people I follow/am tumblr friends with reblog the things I post to the Malaprop’s tumblr.

(via thenewyardbirds)

youngphilo:

peacefulpiaffer:

Before and after shot of a man who attended Carlisle Indian boarding school.  The destruction of an entire culture in one photo

youngphilo:

peacefulpiaffer:

Before and after shot of a man who attended Carlisle Indian boarding school.  The destruction of an entire culture in one photo

(via mother-of-2-boys)

Reasons The Signs Would Go To Jail

aquaastrology:

Aries: Man Slaughter

Taurus: Drug Possession 

Gemini: Theft

Cancer: Identity Theft

Leo: Domestic Violence

Virgo: Drug Dealing

Libra: Money Laundering

Scorpio: Murder 

Sagittarius: Grand Theft Auto

Capricorn: Soliciting a Prostitute 

Aquarius: Breaking and Entering 

Pisces: Public Intoxication

(via alex-turner-vacuum-cleaner)

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

(Source: topfunnystuff, via letsbeflowerchildren)

"I swear to every heaven ever imagined,
if I hear one more dead-eyed hipster
tell me that art is dead, I will personally summon Shakespeare
from the grave so he can tell them every reason
why he wishes he were born in a time where
he could have a damn Gmail account.
The day after I taught my mother
how to send pictures over Iphone she texted
me a blurry image of our cocker spaniel ten times in a row.
Don’t you dare try to tell me that that is not beautiful.
But whatever, go ahead and choose to stay in
your backwards-hoping-all-inclusive club
while the rest of us fall in love over Skype.
Send angry letters to state representatives,
as we record the years first sunrise so
we can remember what beginning feels like when
we are inches away from the trigger.
Lock yourself away in your Antoinette castle
while we eat cake and tweet to the whole universe that we did.
Hashtag you’re a pretentious ass hole.
Van Gogh would have taken 20 selflies a day.
Sylvia Plath would have texted her lovers
nothing but heart eyed emojis when she ran out of words.
Andy Warhol would have had the worlds weirdest Vine account,
and we all would have checked it every morning while we
Snap Chat our coffee orders to the people
we wish were pressed against our lips instead of lattes.
This life is spilling over with 85 year olds
rewatching JFK’s assassination and
7 year olds teaching themselves guitar over Youtube videos.
Never again do I have to be afraid of forgetting
what my fathers voice sounds like.
No longer must we sneak into our families phonebook
to look up an eating disorder hotline for our best friend.
No more must I wonder what people in Australia sound like
or how grasshoppers procreate.
I will gleefully continue to take pictures of tulips
in public parks on my cellphone
and you will continue to scoff and that is okay.
But I hope, I pray, that one day you will realize how blessed
you are to be alive in a moment where you can google search
how to say I love you in 164 different languages."

b.e.fitzgerald (Art is a Facebook status about your winter break.)

I can wake up and catch up with friends all over the world and then get out of bed. Anyone who chooses the past over the present is a stone cold dumb-dumb.

(via estebanwaseaten)

(via letsbeflowerchildren)

"It’s messing people up, this social pressure to “find your passion” and “know what it is you want to do”. It’s perfectly fine to just live your moments fully, and marvel as many small and large passions, many small and large purposes enter and leave your life. For many people there is no realization, no bliss to follow, no discovery of your life’s purpose. This isn’t sad, it’s just the way things are. Stop trying to find the forest and just enjoy the trees."

Sally Coulter (via judygrimes)

(via ladyknope)

(Source: tv-in-black-n-white, via classicsenthusiast)

peace-love-hippieness:

fl-orida:

This is the realest photo I’ve ever laid my young eyes on.

ouch

peace-love-hippieness:

fl-orida:

This is the realest photo I’ve ever laid my young eyes on.

ouch

xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

(via thenewyardbirds)

sorry:

I am very angry for not being born with the ability to sing or draw.

(Source: sorry, via anitaspallenberg)